Well hello there,
If you have found this blog, then you must know Riko Florez. Love him or hate him, he is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. I am constantly amazed and shocked by him.
In my life, I have never met someone that makes me as equally happy as equally mad. He is one of the most endearing and funny human beings and at the same time, one of the biggest pains in the ass that I have ever known. Here are just a few of my many observations of Mr. Florez.
1. He loves football, but can't understand how one person can enjoy watching more than one team. He literally only watches Denver Broncos and yet he buys the the NFL ticket.
2. Riko will help anyone do just about anything, but teaching you what a 'hot route' or how to play Call of Duty will literally make him into the most impatient man you have ever met.
3. He is a staunch defender of Pat Tillman but often sprays verbally abusive and mean epitaphs at 'noobs.'
This is only the beginning. Stay tuned.
Utterly fantastic.
ReplyDelete4. His fear of needles outweighs his fear of having more kids.
5. Riko will kill the shit out of anyone in any game, and usually curse them and their parents...but if an attack dog has to be killed in that same game it is "messed up".
Its never ok to kill a dog!!
ReplyDeleteRiko writing a report for work: Judd, how do you spell asshole?
ReplyDeleteMe: Ass....WHY???????