Not Safety Bear, but Still. I think of Riko.

Looking Good Pa Pop!

M.I.A.

My dear sweet Riko. Where or where have you gone. I did an internet search for your likeness and found this picture. Please come home. You are missed.

Borderlands 2 Official Trailer

I love me some Claptrap. I especially love it when he goes full Christian Bale on the microphone guy. The only thing that would make the claptrap funnier is if he talked about some dad doing unspeakable things.

Borderlands 2 - Doomsday Trailer

This is the sequel to the game that almost ended my friendship with Mr. Florez. Since Riko and I don't play video games together anymore, this should be a great game.

Riddle Me This

Well hello there,

If you have found this blog, then you must know Riko Florez. Love him or hate him, he is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. I am constantly amazed and shocked by him.

In my life, I have never met someone that makes me as equally happy as equally mad. He is one of the most endearing and funny human beings and at the same time, one of the biggest pains in the ass that I have ever known. Here are just a few of my many observations of Mr. Florez.

1. He loves football, but can't understand how one person can enjoy watching more than one team. He literally only watches Denver Broncos and yet he buys the the NFL ticket.

2. Riko will help anyone do just about anything, but teaching you what a 'hot route' or how to play Call of Duty will literally make him into the most impatient man you have ever met.

3. He is a staunch defender of Pat Tillman but often sprays verbally abusive and mean epitaphs at 'noobs.'

This is only the beginning. Stay tuned.